In case you haven't seen it yet, be sure to check out my exclusive interview with the Farrelly Brothers, in which I grilled them about three of my all-time favorite people: Moe, Larry and Curly.

Over the years, their proposed "Three Stooges" movie has flirted with such Moe candidates as Jim Carrey, Benicio Del Toro and Russell Crowe. Most of the rumors surrounding porcupine-head Larry have featured veteran actor David Paymer (for obvious reasons), along with Rob Corddry. Finally, there's the pivotal casting of Curly, with nyuck-nyucking candidates rumored to include Jack Black and David Koechner.

As someone who can recite every verse of Swinging the Alphabet (and after a few drinks, often does), my first thought is that the Stooges need to be unknowns. Peter and Bobby should begin traveling the world, searching for funnymen who not only resemble the Stooges, but possess the same perfect timing, infantile mindset, and overriding love of laughter that fueled Howard, Fine and Howard. Read more...