This video just goes to show you: when Danny Trejo asks for action, Danny Trejo gets action. Does that look like a man you want to eff with? I didn't think so. And now that Trejo will be joined in "Machete" by the oddball supporting cast of Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey ("Lawnmower Man"!!!!) and Jessica Alba, everyone on the planet has to see it. It's a requirement. Seriously. I think the world might explode if we don't.

It's been one hell of a year, folks. If you'd talked to me twelve months ago and said there wouldn't be room in our Bizarre Moments of '08 video for the time Steve Carell grabbed my ass, well I'd have called you crazy. But it's true. We combed through our stacks of tape and found ten truly insane incidents that beat that charming moment of sexual harassment.

The below video has it all. Val Kilmer talking dwarf sex on the set of "Willow"? Check. Steven Seagal hawking energy drinks? Yup. Rainn Wilson making fun of my sweater? Don't remind me. Here's to an even loonier '09! Enjoy.

Steven Seagal recently told MTV News that he's been looking at offers for a third installment of his "Under Siege" series, which he would prefer to be more modern, even more sci-fi. If that's the case, could there be a little room for Travis Dane, who's faked his death at least once and perhaps didn't actually die at the end of "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory"?

"He hadn't talked to me about it," Eric Bogosian, who played Dane, told us when we caught up with him at the Directors Guild Honors. "But I had a blast doing it before. It's one of the most fun things I was ever involved with."

According to Bogosian, "people still come up to me in the street" to quote Travis Dane lines back to him, "things from the movie that I don't even remember." Like, "Yeah, I faked my own death and hijacked a passenger train because I care about who you're f---ing!." Or "If you try anything stupid, federal regulations require that I kill you." Read more...

It's been sixteen years since Steven Seagal enjoyed the biggest success of his career with "Under Siege" -- one of the best offerings of the one-man action thrillers that followed "Die Hard" -- and thirteen years since its lackluster sequel "Dark Territory" signaled a slow, steady decent into the world of direct-to-video features.

But now, with the former action heavyweight looking to climb his way back into multiplexes, could a long-awaited "Under Siege" threequel be in the offing? It sure can. "There are offers and we're looking at them," Seagal told MTV News. And he even has some ideas...of a more alien nature.

"I personally want it to be something more modern," said Seagal, giving us his thoughts on potential storylines. But it's one specific angle that will probably have fans intrigued, to say the least. Read more...

When we heard that Best Buy was trotting out three folks by the name of Richard Dean Anderson, Tanya Roberts, and Steven Seagal, to promote some new Geek Squad thingamajig, it was all hands on deck at MTV News. We knew we HAD to be there. The event did not disappoint. Watch below as Steven Seagal...

--nearly ditches the event because of the lighting
--says his energy drink, Lightning Bolt, is "probably the most healthy energy drink in the world"
--discloses his plan to sell essential oils
--reveals he has no idea who Sarah Palin is
--gets agitated at the mention of Jean Claude Van Damme
--giggles