The thing about John Mayer is that he's a brain dead opportunist, an egoist whose obsessive narcissism is matched only by his staggering ignorance. In short, the man's a blight on the rock landscape.

Or so Mayer himself would have you believe in his latest video, "Making Music with John Mayer," a viral sensation that has already been seen nearly half a million times on FunnyorDie.com since it was posted last week.

The video follows Mayer throughout a typical day, he tells us at the beginning, as he flirts with big-chested secretaries (T-shirt: "My Body is a Wonderland"), listens in to focus groups of his most ardent fans (several old guys and a baby), and has someone else do drugs for him so he can experience the life vicariously. Read more...