by Jenny McCoy
Today, we wish John Cusack a Happy Birthday and we attempt to guess where he’s celebrating the big 4-4. Celebs are known to go big for their birthdays, but John’s plan is probably much more difficult to guess than your normal celeb.
Paris, Rome... or maybe Dublin? Those are all great possibilities, but per his recent box office hit, we must also guess what year. Paris 2010 or Paris 1789. Who knows!? Sure, it’s nearly impossible to guess the location (and year) of his birthday celebration, but we can help paint the picture with things we do know.
His cake will, no doubt, have 28 candles less than it should.
Emily Leatherman will not attend - not because she doesn’t want to, but because, well, she’s legally prohibited – unless there’s an empty seat 500 feet from his cake.
And lastly, we know what he will not be hoisting above his head...
Whatever location and century you end up in, we wish you the best John!
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