Usually it'll cost you top dollar to get a beautiful woman to swear at you with a smile (insert Eliot Spitzer joke here) but for me the opportunity presented itself earlier this week when I came to face with Charlize Theron. In addition to her calling me unprintable names on at least three occasions, she talked about her love of Jason Bateman's rear end, and how she almost came to star in "Showgirls" way back when. Read the Charlize Theron interview here. Check out the full video here. Or if you're lazy, watch the first part of it below.