I’m the first to admit that remakes are rarely, if ever, a good idea. We can hardly claim, as a culture, that we prize originality over all else. We’re gluttons for the good stuff. Like movies based on 1980s cartoons? We’ll make more! Y’all like vampires in love? Have all the lovey dovey vampires you can handle! Imitation is a-okay, but giving us the exact same thing? That’s how you piss an audience off.

A remake is just a reflection of something the audience already loves, not a straight reproduction. That’s a hurdle many of 2010’s biggest movies are facing. The first six months of next year are chock full of marquee remakes, releases that are bound to stoke fan ire when they fail to meet expectations. I, however, have a solution for the makers of these films: Kanye West. Just look at his VMA outburst! Give the man a bit part in these five films, and he’ll reassure the audience that they’re not alone in their preferred choice.

Hit the jump to see where Kanye would fit best. Read More...

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Contrary to popular belief, movie adaptations of popular video games haven’t been that terrible. “Double Dragon” wasn’t that great, but the rest? Yes, “Super Mario Bros.” was weird as hell, but look at the source material! Dennis Hopper ruling over a dystopian city by turning people into mushrooms isn’t a that much stranger than an 8-bit Italian plumber growing a raccoon tail and using it to fly. The “Street Fighter” movie –- the first one at least -– is one of cinema’s greatest works of camp. Fifty years from now, people will throw Uwe Boll festivals. He is our new Ed Wood. “Doom” had guns and those guns were used on monsters. “Hitman” let us see Olga Kurlyenko naked. See? It hasn’t been all that bad!

No, the problem is when movies treat video games as their subject, not their inspiration. For thirty years straight, filmmakers have never quite figured out how to film people actually playing video games properly. In fairness, before the Wii happened along, playing games wasn’t actually an interesting action to watch. A few folks have gotten it right. Look at the immortal “NHL ‘95” scene in “Swingers”. Based on the previews I’ve seen, “Gamer” has something going for it as well. Controlling a person would probably involve using your whole body, so yeah, accurate.

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With "Predators" being produced by Robert Rodriguez and his Troublemaker Studios, it stands to reason that the film will shoot in Rodriguez's Texas-based studio. But what's a "Predator" movie without lush landscapes and dangerous jungles? Rodriguez seems to understand that necessity, which is why he's booking a trip to Hawaii.

According to Tim Ryan's Reel Hawaii, "Predators" is hoping to film in Hawaii for 18 days starting in October. And do you know what other beloved franchise is filmed in Hawaii? None other than "Lost," ABC's hit television series that concludes with the upcoming sixth season. That's right -- the Predators are coming to the Island! Read More...

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A good buddy of mine asked me if I had plans for this evening. I did not.

“Dude, you have to come see ‘The Final Destination’ with me,” he said.

“Nah. I saw the second one in the theater. People died. I think I got the gist of it.”

He fired back: “You’re telling me you don’t want to see a giant stock car crush someone in 3D?”

The man made an excellent point. I do want to see that. But that’s got to be as far as they can go, right?

After four movies, a series of novels and a comic book, you’ve got to think that this quiet little horror franchise has run its course. After all, creating new and elaborate Rube Goldberg machines of grisly death is hard work. What else could they possibly do to shock audiences who’ve been watching far-fetched tragedies befall teenagers for close to a decade now?

Here are a few thoughts on possible directions: Read More...

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Sigourney WeaverNot everyone is digging the look of the Na'vi in "Avatar," and frankly, neither was I -- until a picture of Sigourney Weaver as a Na'vi popped up online, that is. In an upcoming issue of Empire, the "Aliens" heroine -- who plays a scientist in the James Cameron-directed film -- is revealed in all of her blue-skinned, yellow-eyed glory... and holy heck if she doesn't look exactly like an aliened-up Ellen Ripley!

The transformation of Weaver got me wondering about other Cameron-directed characters who'd benefit from the "Avatar" treatment -- and it got our crack team of designers wondering, too! The result is our very own visual interpretation of five classic Cameron characters as Na'vi warriors! Read More...

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I haven't really highlighted it here, but Mean Magazine and Microsoft have started producing a series of comedic digital shorts in which today's most popular actors remix classic movies. Previous entries have taken on "Tron" (with Cheech & Chong), "Sid & Nancy" (with Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and "Point Break" (with members of "Human Giant" and "Reno 911!").

The latest clip serves up some "Dirty Dancing," with help from "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" star Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi, whose documentary/mockumentary "Paper Heart" opens this week. Notably, the short is written by Yi and "Heart" director Nicholas Jasenovec. Enjoy.

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&#038;fg=MsnEntertainment_idseeitif_top2&#038;vid=304364f2-e037-48b6-9ffe-8f67ad6539b1" target="_new" title="Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi Cinemash "Dirty Dancing"">Video: Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi Cinemash "Dirty Dancing"</a>

Hit the jump for interview clips with Yi, Jasenovec and Tatum. Read More...

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Michael JacksonA few days after Michael Jackson died, the powers-that-be here at MTV rightly scoffed at my pitch to run a feature suggesting who might play the fallen pop star in the seemingly inevitable biopic. They all said "too soon," an observation I came to agree with after putting the delirium of two marathon-length workdays behind me.

Clearly, someone in a position of Hollywood power is thinking along similar lines. Maybe. It's not like there's any attribution to support the claims that both Jamie Foxx and Johnny Depp are being eyed for starring roles in an unannounced Jackson biopic. We usually try to maintain a pretty even-handed tone here on MTV Movies Blog, but I'm going to have to go ahead and call shenanigans. Read More...

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Robert PattinsonWhen the late afternoon hours hit here at MTV, we get a little bit feisty. Shouted insults and random bouts of profanity are the norm, but there are rare occasions where the shenanigans rise to the level of becoming post-worthy.

Today is one such day. A big box of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" swag came in the mail and we got a little silly with it. If you're a Twilighter, you will like this image. If you're a "Harry Potter" fan, you will like this image. If you hate fun... well, you probably won't like this image. But fun is FUN! Don't hate it! Continue below the jump to see just how we convinced RPattz to don his wizard's robe for another term at Hogwarts... Read More...

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Tom CruiseEven us film geeks at MTV Movies Blog must admit that there are times when we experience cognitive dissonance between our favorite actors and the characters they portray. Sometimes, an actor capable of delivering a beautiful performance can come off as something very different when thrust in the public eye. In other words, even the most talented performers can suffer from some severe image problems.

Need some examples? Here are five Hollywood personalities whose work we adore, but who could use a bit of a makeover when it comes to their public persona. Remember guys, we're saying this because we love you. Here's some unsolicited advice for a few of our favorite bad boys (and girls). Just a note that those awesome pictures after the jump are the work of MTV's talented associate producer/photoshop ninja/silent assassin Sohyung Kang. If you'd like to see them in their full-size glory, make sure to check out our "Hollywood's Public Enemies" flipbook! Read More...

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Shia LaBeouf likes music. One song in particular really seems to move him: Stan Bush's "The Touch." Some of you might know it from "Transformers: The Movie" (1986). Others may recognize it as a recent downloadable release for the "Guitar Hero" video game. Everyone remembers Mark Wahlberg's terrible rendition of it in "Boogie Nights." And if you don't, you should correct that.

Now we have a new version to... errr... well, not necessarily enjoy so much as chuckle at. Wincing is an acceptable response as well. Because hearing the "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" star sing it for MTV is equal parts hilarious and painful. Even he knows it. Sorry, Shia... you still kick ass. Just don't sing in public anymore. Ever.

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