
Thanks to Clint Eastwood's Super Bowl commercial, the economy is saved -- unemployment is over, production is up, and we will all be fine, bless us. Okay, not really, but his Chrysler ad touting the revival of the American workforce was minorly touching, if only because his gruff voice adds so much weight to any statement. He could have said something like, "Bears are responsible for 90% of forest fires," and we would've listened. Duh, he's Clint Eastwood!
In that spirit, we thought of five other things that his trademark growl could improve. Check 'em out past the jump.





Six Sequels Nicolas Cage Needs To Make Immediately
Posted 2/17/12 9:36 am EST by MTV Movies Team in Commentary, Humor
by Ryan Rigley
Bold. Brash. Bees. These are but a few of the many things that come to mind when one thinks of the magnificence that is Nicolas Cage, a man almost too bizarre for words. With "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" hitting theaters today (February 17), audiences across the country are gearing up for another installment of the motorcycled madman’s high speed hijinks.
In addition, Cage himself has expressed the desire to make a sequel to "The Wicker Man" not long ago, stating “I would like to take ‘The Wicker Man’ to Japan, except this time he’s a ghost.” So, let me get this straight. Nicolas Cage… as a ghost… in Japan for some reason? Yes, please!
It seems as though Mr. Cage has a serious case of "sequel syndrome" as of late. And what better way to celebrate than with our own dream-list of Nicolas Cage sequels?
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