Check out all of that after the jump, along with Ice-T's photo op with the Naked Cowboy, philosophizing from Jim Carrey and Paris Hilton's new exotic pet. They're all on the little retweet mix tape I put together for you in the Twitter-Wood report for November 23, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
Vampire Kat Dennings pt 1: @peterfacinelli @officialkat Has been bitten by Vampire Tranformer! Welcome to the undead Kat! http://post.ly/DFtH
-Peter Facinelli, Actor ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "Nurse Jackie")

Vampire Kat Dennings pt 2: @OfficialKat @peterfacinelli Look at my cheekbones! I look way better undead...
-Kat Dennings, Actress ("Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist," "The House Bunny")

@tinselkorey I wish I could do a duet with Robert Pattinson; he's such a talented musician.
-Tinsel Korey, Actress ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "Stained")

@rainnwilson These two young women have a 'forbidden love' http://post.ly/DCnJ
-Rainn Wilson, Actor ("The Rocker," "The Office")

@BrentSpiner "New Moon" makes $140 million in first weekend. And they say Americans have no taste. Hah!!
-Brent Spiner, Actor ("Star Trek: Nemesis," "The Aviator")

@JimCarrey saying something is 'so last year' is 'so 5 min ago' and 'so 5 min ago' was 'so 6 months ago' when I started this message 1min ago. :)}}
-Jim Carrey, Actor ("A Christmas Carol," "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind")

@FINALLEVEL http://twitpic.com/qmntw - Daily Pic: Beat this photo!
-Ice-T, Actor ("New Jack City," "Law & Order: SVU")

@ParisHilton http://twitpic.com/qkjxw - Earlier today with my friend @JoeyMcFarland 's parrot Smokey. He rocks!
-Paris Hilton, Actress ("House of Wax," "Pledge This!")

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Two big names celebrated birthdays last night in very public fashion, as P. Diddy entertained a few folks on my follow list and Larry King got a little rowdy in my pick for Twitter Pic of the Day. Check that out after the jump along with Jeremy Piven's Calgary Flames trip and Danny DeVito's wholesome moment with Carrie Fisher. I'm @brianwarmoth, and this is the Twitter-Wood report for November 20, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@kingsthings http://twitpic.com/q94op - Who is that masked man? @RyanSeacrest with Don Johnson at my b-day party.
-Larry King, Actor ("Shrek the Third," "Bee Movie")

@wilw I wish Oprah had decided to end her show on December 21, 2012.
-Wil Wheaton, Writer/Actor ("Stand by Me," "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

@kevin_nealon Don't you quit me, Oprah! You're not gonna like the real world. It's cold out here!
-Kevin Nealon, Actor ("Anger Management," "Weeds")

@eliroth Warning to guys: glitter does NOT WASH out of chest hair! Now I look like I'm Team Jedward or ...Edcob. This is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
-Eli Roth, Actor/Writer/Director ("Hostel," "Inglourious Basterds")

@ThatKevinSmith TWILIGHTers! I offer 1000 sparkly prayers for safe passage to your nearest popcorn cathedral for this, your most holy day ever... 'til June.
-Kevin Smith, Actor/Writer/Director ("Clerks," "Mallrats")

@jeremypiven pic from the game in calgary... http://yfrog.com/0zimg00035...
-Jeremy Piven, Actor ("The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard," "Entourage")

@F_Gary_Gray On our way up to the party in a few. http://yfrog.com/4i3j5j
-F. Gary Gray, Director ("Law Abiding Citizen," "Be Cool")

@Danny_DeVito Carrie's show on B way kicks ass! Eat your heart out George. http://yfrog.com/33zuebj
-Danny DeVito, Actor ("Batman Returns," "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia")

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I do make a minimal number of edits, such as the f-bomb in Ice-T's Twitter Pic of the Day winner today, which was followed by yet another Brett Ratner/Michael Jackson pic. You need see that one for the giant wig along. Check it all out after the jump along with a "New Moon" cast shot from Gil Birmingham, Alyson Hannigan's musical Joss Whedon nostalgia and Jamie Campbell Bower's befuddlement over Justin Bieber. It's all in the Twitter-Wood report for November 19, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@FINALLEVEL http://twitpic.com/q4ebf - Daily Pic: F--- what your going through... Tom is my dude! Very cool guy..
-Ice-T, Actor ("New Jack City," "Law & Order: SVU")

@BrettRatner RT MJJalways http://twitpic.com/pzb17 - brett ratner and mike afro! lol Where do u find these photos???
-Brett Ratner, Director ("Rush Hour," "X-Men: The Last Stand")

@gilbirmingham Gil Birmingham, Christian Serratos, Bronson Pelletier. ©2009 Gil Birmingham

Edward Woodward pt 1: @edgarwright Answer me how this http://tinyurl.com/yfr6ad4 is cut down to this http://tinyurl.com/y9w3s3x without my permission, blessing or approval.
-Edgar Wright, Director ("Shaun of the Dead," "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World")

Edward Woodward pt 2: @simonpegg @edgarwright If they didn't credit the source, it is totally inappropriate and you should pursue aknowledgement and/or apology.
-Simon Pegg, Actor ("Shaun of the Dead," "Star Trek")

@jonhurwitz Apparently Harold & Kumar are two of the sexiest men in America. Guess that explains the nonstop stiffy I've had while writing part three.
-Jon Hurwitz, Writer ("Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle")

@Jamiebower Can someone explain to me who this Justin Bieber chap is? He's like internet herpes, you just cant get rid of him. x
-Jamie Campbell Bower, Actor ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "The Prisoner")

@alydenisof I asked Joss to visit today while we were shooting the musical number. He did. Joss + Musical = FLASHBACKS
-Alyson Hannigan, Actress ("American Pie," ""Buffy the Vampire Slayer")

@tinselkorey So excited! Midnight tonight. You might see me pop up at a random theatre in L.A. Look for the motorcycle and chucks
-Tinsel Korey, Actress ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "Stained")

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In non-"Twilight" posting today, Danny DeVito had a nice showing for his birthday last night, even if his picture wasn't high enough quality to make Twitter Pic of the Day. Neil Patrick Harris posted a new shot from the "How I Met Your Mother Set" and David Wain contributed a courtside view from the Lakers game. Check out all of those after the jump where you'll also find out which actress enjoys dancing to Lady Gaga and which actor claims he's the only one who didn't audition for "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." It's all in the Twitter-Wood report for November 18, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@AndyMilonakis http://twitpic.com/pymyx - Tom Green smelling a Chanuka CD
-Andy Milonakis, Actor ("Waiting...," "Who's Your Caddy?")

@Danny_DeVito Patty Smith Johnny Depp and Troll Foot celebrate Danny's B Day http://yfrog.com/4e9c1j
-Danny DeVito, Actor ("Batman Returns," "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia")

"New Moon" pt 1: @mammarazzi1 http://twitpic.com/q029a
-BooBoo Stewart, Actor ("The Last Sentinel," "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse")

"New Moon" pt 2: @tinselkorey Just saw New Moon again. If you weren't team Jacob before you will be after you see the movie. Wolf Pack coming at ya baby!
-Tinsel Korey, Actress ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "Stained")

@Tyrese4ReaL True Story: I was the only one in Transformers that didn't audition.. It happens from hanging out w/ Michael Bay that's my dude!. And BAM!
-Tyrese Gibson, Actor ("Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," "Death Race")

@JRichardKelly Just emerged from CVS pharmacy in Hollywood to discover some bum about to urinate on my car.
-Richard Kelly, Writer/Director ("Donnie Darko," "The Box")

@ActuallyNPH HIMYM's 100th episode musical number. Dance steps by Glee's prod/choreo Zach Woodlee. Cool. Watch me point at him: http://yfrog.com/3nbrocj
-Neil Patrick Harris, ("Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay," "Starship Troopers")

@RWZombie Akron! That's what I'm talking about. Who needs clothes at a rock show. If the sound of Zombie inspires nudity... than so be it.
-Rob Zombie, Writer/Director/Musician ("The Devil's Rejects," "Halloween II")

@steveagee oh my GOD! Them Crooked Vultures were AMAZING! Met Grohl who said if we cast him in an episode of Sarah's show he'll makeout w/me
-Steve Agee, Actor (”The Sarah Silverman Program,” “Stay”)

@feliciaday Tweeting while waiting for my Xbox L4D2 party to assemble for zombie bash'n!
-Felicia Day, Actress ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer," "Bring It on Again")

@jamie_chung While listening to @LadyGaGa 's "Bad Romance," I dance in a way that's not quite the robot but also not quite rhythmic or hot or cool.
-Jamie Chung, Actress ("Dragonball Evolution," "Sorority Row")

@davidwain I am totally at a Laker game!! http://yfrog.com/1yyqnwj
-David Wain, Actor/Writer (”Role Models,” “Wet Hot American Summer”)

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L.A.'s Westwood village theatre, meanwhile, was epicenter for all of the "Twilight" Twitterverse during the "New Moon" premiere. BooBoo Stewart posted a pic from the red carpet, Rachelle Lefevre posted her reasons for missing the event, Brett Ratner was in attendance and Kevin Smith made a date out of the night with his daughter. You can check out what they had to say after the jump along with Twitter Pic pick that I selected more for its significance than its shock value, as Neil Patrick Harris officially moved into the Twitter-Wood neighborhood. It's all in the report for November 17, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@ActuallyNPH Felicia Day is popular. She mentions me and Twitter and Kablammo! http://yfrog.com/15aklrj
-Neil Patrick Harris, Actor ("Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay," "Starship Troopers")

@thebrianposehn Just had sad news confirmed. RIP Ken Ober. No exaggeration, one of the nicest guys I've met in this business. And as funny as he was cool.
-Brian Posehn, Actor ("The Devil's Rejects," "The Sarah Silverman Program")

@KatzMoney Just heard Ken Ober died. That's sad. I used to love REMOTE CONTROL.
-Jeff Katz, Producer ("Snakes on a Plane," "Shoot 'Em Up")

"New Moon" pt 1: @RachelleLefevre 2 fans at the premiere: w/ Honey in hospital & being fired from Eclipse tonight was just 2 emotional 4 me & I couldn't manage it. So sorry
-Rachelle Lefevre, Actress ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "Casino Jack")

"New Moon" pt 2: @mammarazzi1 http://twitpic.com/pvrpc - FW: ew moon
-BooBoo Stewart, Actor ("The Last Sentinel," "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse")

"New Moon" pt 3: @ThatKevinSmith (1/3) Went on a Daddy/Daughter date to the NEW MOON premiere. The flick's well-made & the kid loved it; but to non-tween me? Might as well
-Kevin Smith, Actor/Writer/Director ("Clerks," "Mallrats")

"New Moon" pt 4: @ThatKevinSmith (2/3) be in Martian. For middle-aged me, it's as inscrutable as an Israeli film: I simply cannot figure out the politics of the region. Felt

"New Moon" pt 5: @ThatKevinSmith (3/3) like how my parents must've felt when they'd take young me to STAR WARS flicks: "I'm glad the kid likes it, but I'm confused as f---."

"New Moon" pt 6: @BrettRatner I'm at the "New Moon" twilight premiere. Congrats Taylor. Great job.
-Brett Ratner, Director ("Rush Hour," "X-Men: The Last Stand")

@johnaugust Tim Burton retrospective at MoMA is giant and worth it. Teenage Houdini, Asian drag Hansel and Gretl, unSuperman, all here.
-John August, Writer/Director ("Big Fish," "The Nines")

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There were "New Moon" tweets today, too, of course. Peter Facinelli spent his pre-premiere morning getting his driver's license renewed, while Tinsel Korey posted a pic from outside and BooBoo Stewart prepped at the gym. Check out their tweets after the jump along with a Twitter Pic of the Day starring Michael Jackson and an "Iron Man 2" note from Jon Favreau. I'm @brianwarmoth, and this is the Twitter-Wood report for November 16, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@BrettRatner RT MJJalways http://twitpic.com/ppvtv I miss Michael! This was right after our weekend in Acapulco for my bday!
-Brett Ratner, Director ("Rush Hour," "X-Men: The Last Stand")

Edward Woodward pt 1: @simonpegg So sorry to hear we have lost the great Edward Woodward. Feel lucky to have worked with him. Sgt. Howie, Tom Weaver, we will miss you.
-Simon Pegg, Actor ("Shaun of the Dead," "Star Trek")

Edward Woodward pt 2: @edgarwright Am suddenly deeply sad. Just lost someone who was a dream to work with and was very dear to me.
-Edgar Wright, Director ("Shaun of the Dead," "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World")

Edward Woodward pt 3: @sethmeyers21 RIP Edward Woodward. See "Breaker Morant" if you haven't. Fantastic.
-Seth Meyers, Actor ("Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist," "Saturday Night Live")

"New Moon" pt 1: @tinselkorey http://twitpic.com/ppuqp - Me and my Quileute homies hanging with the fans at the Premier line...
-Tinsel Korey, Actress ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "Stained")

"New Moon" pt 2: @peterfacinelli Many people wonder what celebs do the morning of their movie premiere. I would like know 2, seeing how I'm at the DMV renewing my license.
-Peter Facinelli, Actor ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "Nurse Jackie")

"New Moon" pt 3: @mammarazzi1 hope everone that camped out is warm enough for today, im off to the gym and stuff then to get ready if you see me today say hi
-BooBoo Stewart, Actor ("The Last Sentinel," "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse")

@JohnLarroquette http://twitpic.com/pp1j7 - ..And the clown waits for the tent to be full.
-John Larroquette, Actor ("Southland Tales," "Ri¢hie Ri¢h")

@Jon_Favreau Digital animated shots starting to come in. The movie is beginning to take on it's final look.
-Jon Favreau, Writer/Actor/Director ("Elf," "Iron Man")

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Jason Reitman seemed to have been hardest hit by the work week, though, seemingly passing out on his set. Check out that shot, along with with a "Star Trek" actor's brush with Neil Armstrong, Ice-T's run-in with Marilyn Manson and Fred Durst's plans for his "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2" night-vision googles. It's all in the Twitter-Wood report for November 13, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@levarburton That's Neil Armstrong folks...! http://pic.gd/91e979
-LeVar Burton, Actor ("Ali," "Star Trek: Nemesis")

@BrianLynch People ask, "Brian, what's the worst thing about looking like Robert Pattinson?" To which I say "getting asked this question ALL the time."
-Brian Lynch, Writer/Director ("Puss in Boots," "Big Helium Dog")

@AndyMilonakis http://twitpic.com/pdxmo - Biz Markie poppin grapes into his mouth.
-Andy Milonakis, Actor ("Waiting...," "Who's Your Caddy?")

@FINALLEVEL http://twitpic.com/pd7gh - Daily Pic: Looks like this couple could use a tan! FLTG Exclusive.
-Ice-T, Actor ("New Jack City," "Law & Order: SVU")

@Twilight http://twitpic.com/pd5pq - Mattel's released a Jacob Barbie! Check it out!
-Summit Entertainment

@JasonReitman Never fall asleep on set. Taken by my 1st AD @jblume1 on a fake plane mock up in St Louis. http://twitpic.com/pdmql
-Jason Reitman, Writer/Director ("Juno," "Thank You for Smoking")

@jameskysonlee http://twitpic.com/pd5it - something about this chick i wasn't buyin
-James Kyson Lee, Actor (”Heroes,” “Necrosis”)

@freddurst Tomorrow I'm taking my son's 2nd grade class camping for the weekend. Classic. So he decided he needed night vision goggles to survive lol
-Fred Durst, Actor/Director/Musician ("The Education of Charlie Banks," "The Longshots")

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Mike Tyson, meanwhile, reportedly faced a paparazzo, landing at least one good punch, and Kirstie Alley has his back in Twitter-Wood. There were a few great pics today in the feed, too, including a shot from MoMA's new Tim Burton exhibit and Sarah Silverman's birthday tribute to her show's multi-talented producer, director and writer Rob Schrab, better known to any comic book readers out there as the creator of "Scud: The Disposable Assassin." Check those out after the jump and find out which "Twilight" actor visiting Alex Rodriguez's home. It's all in the Twitter-Wood report for November 12, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@MuseumModernArt http://twitpic.com/p8e0t - Installation of the Tim Burton exhibition has begun! Aliens and severed heads invade the galleries!!! #timburton
-Museum of Modern Art

@elizadushku Hear it here. Hey, that's really why I started twitter, the rumors/news IS true: Dollhouse will not cont. past these 13 eps
-Eliza Dushku, Actress ("Bring It On," "Dollhouse")

@kirstiealley TYSON bops a paparazzi...FINALLY he gets the target RIGHT..
-Kirstie Alley, Actress ("Look Who's Talking," "Cheers")

@TheAlexMeraz @ A. Rods house party he introduced me to a friend and forgot what movie I was in. So I asked him "who do you play for?" haha! No mercy w/me
-Alex Meraz, Actor ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," The Twilight Saga: Eclipse")

@danecook MW2 on my 150" HD projector w/ 15 speakers hidden around my new theater room. I think I have an advantage. http://twitpic.com/p9heg
-Dane Cook, Actor ("Employee of the Month," "Good Luck Chuck")

@SarahKSilverman http://twitpic.com/p9egu - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BabyMan Sr., @RobSchrab ! You are an idiot!
-Sarah Silverman, Actress ("The School of Rock," "The Sarah Silverman Program")

@emmyrossum Just did morning news in the bldg that the original superman was shot!!! So cool. http://pic.gd/e55e99
-Emmy Rossum, Actress ("Dragonball Evolution," "The Phantom of the Opera")

@jimgaffigan I love @drdrew but there is irony in writing a book about narcisism and putting your face on the cover http://twitpic.com/p9dgb
-Jim Gaffigan, Actor ("17 Again," "Away We Go")

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In a follow-up tweet, Korey Tinsel revealed that she still doesn't have a dress for the "New Moon" premiere, so she may be forced to do something desperate. All of those tweets and more are waiting after the jump, along with an impressive home security camera video taken by producer Dana Brunetti that shows what happens when you try to steal plants from his yard. I'm @brianwarmoth and this is the Twitter-Wood report for November 10, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@FINALLEVEL http://twitpic.com/oy9by - Yes!! Just got the MW2 with the Night Vision. These things actually work! I'm going in!! I'll be missing for 3 da
-Ice-T, Actor ("New Jack City," "Law & Order: SVU)

@freddurst My COD:MW2 came in today with night vision goggles!! It's on!! Bring it!!
-Fred Durst, Actor/Director/Musician ("The Education of Charlie Banks," "The Longshots")

@diablocody Heading out to buy Modern Warfare 2. This is going to be a long night.
-Diablo Cody, Writer ("Juno," "Jennifer's Body")

@michaelianblack If Modern Warfare 2 is anything like 80s band Modern English, I'm going to love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Michael Ian Black, Writer/Actor ("Run Fatboy Run," "Wet Hot American Summer")

@tinselkorey Still no dress. Going to Fabricland, I'm thinking I could make something with crushed velvet and a bedazzler....hot ..lol.
-Tinsel Korey, Actress ("The Twilight Saga: New Moon," "Stained")

@RachelleLefevre http://twitpic.com/p156d - inspired by the dove commercial this is me 1/2 way into hair and make-up. 1 hour down, 1 to go. Finished look lat
-Rachelle Lefevre, Actress ("Twilight," "Casino Jack")

@leeunkrich Shooting some promo stuff. I look like the love child of Ed Helms and Justin Long. http://twitpic.com/p0qn0
-Lee Unkrich, Director ("Finding Nemo," "Toy Story 2")

@F_Gary_Gray Quincy did the original Italian Job & I did the follow up. History! http://yfrog.com/b9wo5j
-F. Gary Gray, Director ("Law Abiding Citizen," "Be Cool")

@jimgaffigan In Vegas even the bathrooms are sexy http://twitpic.com/ozbuw
-Jim Gaffigan, Actor ("Away We Go," "17 Again")

@DanaBrunetti Security cam footage of my neighbor stealing plants from my property and me confronting him http://bit.ly/plntthf
-Dana Brunetti, Producer ("Fanboys," "Casino Jack")

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Dane Cook and Ice-T, meanwhile, were less focused on saving fur and more intent on playing "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2" this weekend, according to their posts, and at least one of them found himself in possession of some nightvision goggles. Check all of that out after the jump along with Danny Masterson's criticism for Andre Agassi, "Toy Story 3" director Lee Unkrich's favorite childhood toy and much more. I'm @brianwarmoth and this is the Twitter-Wood report for November 9, 2009.

Twitter Pic of the Day:
@cserratos http://twitpic.com/owo8z - My PETA Ad. Don't eat them...Don't wear them.
-Christian Serratos, Actress ("Twilight," "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse")

@danecook Modern Warfare 2. Waiting for me tonight at home. I'm ready for battle.
-Dane Cook, Actor ("Employee of the Month," "Good Luck Chuck")

@FINALLEVEL Going to the COD MW2 party tonight in NYC. They're giving me the night vision special edition! I'm ready!!!
-Ice-T, Actor ("New Jack City," "Law & Order: SVU")

@dannymasterson Mr Agassi. No one needs 2 know about ur personal life. Ur book will sell either way. Privacy is quite enjoyable. Cheers.
-Danny Masterson, Actor ("That '70s Show," "Yes Man")

@BrianLynch All that MAD MEN is missing, if you think about it, is a laugh track.
-Brian Lynch, Writer/Director ("Puss in Boots," "Big Helium Dog")

@Jon_Favreau My editor says he has a "level 30 Horde shamen" in World of Warcraft. Should I be impressed?
-Jon Favreau, Writer/Actor/Director ("Elf," "Iron Man")

@elizadushku http://twitpic.com/ouxog - Jay-Z!
-Eliza Dushku, Actress ("Bring It On," "Dollhouse")

@leeunkrich Either Hugo Man of a Thousand Faces or Six Million Dollar Man. RT @kimb0lene: @leeunkrich what was your favourite toy as a kid?
-Lee Unkrich, Director ("Finding Nemo," "Toy Story 2")

@JohnStamos RT@broadwaycom http://twitpic.com/oucls Jerry Schilling & Priscilla Presley visit with stars Gina Gershon, @JohnStamos & @NolanFunk
-John Stamos, Actor ("Full House," "Knots")

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