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By Ryan Rigley

While no light has been shed on the actual plot of "Star Wars VII," we did get a quite hilarious pitch for what the next "Star Wars" film should look like via an improvised tangent from comedian Patton Oswalt. In an outtake from this week's episode of "Parks and Recreation," Oswalt details a "Star Wars" inhabited by the likes of Iron Man, Wolverine, Spider-Man, Thanos, and Sam Worthington from "Clash of the Titans."

Clearly, this "Star Wars VII: The Gauntlet of Infinity" is a film that will never happen; especially the part about Chewbacca's decapitated head attached to a spider walker droid. But Oswalt's pitch does raise a pretty intriguing question; who will be appearing in the next "Star Wars" trilogy? Hopefully, "Star Wars VII" sees the return of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia as well as some memorable minor characters such as Salacious Crumb, Jabba the Hutt's cackling monkey-lizard.

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If you're still processing the weekly craziness that went down on "Game of Thrones" last night, may we suggest checking out MTV Geek's weekly dose of deliciousness "Cooking with Thrones."

On this week's episode, host Steven Smith, Chelsea Monroe-Cassel, and Joe Kelly help you digest "And Now His Watch Is Ended" and a little dish called Varys' Tea Eggs.

Plus, if you stick around until the end, you'll hear from Maisie Williams aka Arya Stark, who recalls a time on set when she didn't understand the concept of continuity and had to keep eating biscuits.

Check it all out in the latest episode of "Cooking with Thrones."

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By Amelia Mularz

Singing "Kokomo," arguing with the paparazzi, and brandishing fingernails painted in wild colors, Macaulay Caulkin has found his way back into our lives. And we're so happy to have him here.

We haven't seen him on the big screen since 2007's "Sex and Breakfast," which was a film about...er (awkwardly tugging on imaginary shirt collar). Okay fine, we missed that one. But according to IMDB, it was a sexy romp-of-a-flick with doc-prescribed couple swapping. Oh Thomas J!

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Boba Fett

You may not know this, but Dog the Bounty Hunter and intergalactic bounty hunter Boba Fett have a lot in common. Obviously, both gentlemen are bounty hunters for hire, seeking their territories most dangerous fugitives for pay, but they also have another thing in common.

Boba Fett is rumored to be the subject of a new standalone movie and Dog has a new show, "Dog & Beth: The Hunt," premiering this Sunday, April 21 on CMT.

We recently spoke with Dog and asked if he had any tips for his space-bound contemporary, and while he mistakenly referred to Fett as a newcomer, Dog offers some invaluable advice about bounty hunting.

Check out the video after the jump!

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Tom Cruise

By Tara Fowler

This weekend, a movie called "Oblivion" hits theaters. It is not, as I believed when it was first announced, based on the popular video game (which I wouldn't be opposed to — make it happen, Hollywood!). Instead, this film sees Tom Cruise as one of the last humans stationed on a dying Earth following an alien attack sixty years prior*. Here are seven facts about the savior of mankind:

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Rated R

By Eddie Wright

At the recent CinemaCon event in Las Vegas, president and chief executive of the National Association of Theater Owners, John Fithian claimed — while speaking to movie theater owners and pros — that movie attendance is down in 2013 due to "the weight of too many R-rated movies."

Fithian then told the crowd that studios need to "Make more family-friendly films and fewer R-rated titles," because "Americans have stated their choice." But have they?

According to the NY Times, North American ticket sales are down by 12 percent compared to the first quater of 2012. But last year, the first "Hunger Games" film was released in March, which was a massive hit, and certainly bumped up the box office numbers for the beginning of that year. This year's March tentpole release was "Oz: The Great and Powerful," a big movie that opened with more than $79 million and has done over $219 million so far, but it won't hit the "Hunger Games'" $408 million domestic take by the time it exits theaters.

Of last year's top 10 grossing Springtime movies, two were rated R, "21 Jump Street," and "American Reunion." So far, in Spring 2013, "Olympus Has Fallen," "The Call" and "Evil Dead" were all R-rated films released, and have done respectable numbers.

Traditionally, the months of January to April are the dumping grounds for either straight up bad movies, or movies that studios don't think are Summer blockbuster-worthy ("G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "The Croods," "Jack the Giant Slayer"). Late-Winter/Spring is a time when studios release the stuff that would get lost in the Summer/Holiday shuffle. Low-budget fare like "Evil Dead" (budget: $17 million) are the perfect films to pop into theaters around this mellow time and net tens of millions of dollars ($42 million so far). "Evil Dead" is a modest hit, and one of the reasons it is, is because it's an R-rated horror movie marketed to older teens and adults. R-rated movies are essential. Studios need to give grown-ups reasons to go to the movies. Some adults want violence, gore, nudity, cursing, and un-family-friendly behavior in their entertainment. If the studios only churn out "The Croods" and "Oz," they might get adults who bring their children to movies, but they won't get adults who actually want to see the films. Don't theater owners want happy customers, not subservient child chaperones?

Fithian is under the impression that theater-goers are frightened of the R rating. That "American's have stated their choice" by not buying tickets. But they haven't. Not by a long shot. Yes, ticket sales are down. Yes, they're down for a number of reasons. But one of those reasons is not the adultness of movie choices.

Is it possible that adults are staying home and mainlining the very adult "Breaking Bad," "Game of Thrones," and "Mad Men" on Netflix and HBO Go? Is it possible that if adults had choices that told sophisticated, adult stories that didn't shy away from violence, sex, and intensity with the quality of many cable television shows, they would happily plunk down $5,000 for tickets and popcorn at their local multiplex? Is it possible that if studios didn't cram post-converted 3-D scam-fests down the throats of potential ticket-buyers, those folks might actually want to leave the comfort of their own homes for a night at the movies? Is it possible that if theater-owners cracked down on phone-addicted morons who feel the need to text, talk, and instagram about every second of their in-theater experience, that those potential ticket buyers might close their laptops and give Walter White a break for some quality time with the silver screen?

I know what my answers are to these questions. But I don't know if Fithian considers me one of the "Americans that have stated their choices." I don't know who he does. All I know is three things: One, I'm American. Two, I'm adult. And three, if I don't start getting more, original films, I'll happily watch McNulty take on Avon Barksdale for the 10th time from my own couch in my own living room.

Movies are for everybody. Make some for kids, make some for adults, make some for both. But please, studios, I implore you, make them good.

Star Wars

By Ryan Rigley

It's been months now since "Star Wars VII" was announced and still we have nothing to go off of but director J. J. Abrams. So when will we be getting our answers? Anthony Daniels (who plays C-3P0) seems to think all will be revealed at this year's Star Wars Celebration in Germany. "It’s all very early days," explains Daniels in a recent interview with Digital Spy. "I don’t want to wear anybody out by speculating or letting you waste your energy by saying ‘What do you think?’ I’m certainly not sitting by the phone, but it’s always nice when it rings."

Does this mean that C-3P0 will be returning for the upcoming "Star Wars" trilogy? If so, then what other "Star Wars" characters might be popping up in the new films? I'm not talking about Luke Skywalker or Han Solo, I'm talking about those memorable minor characters; like Doctor Evazan, who threatens Luke for no apparent reason at the Mos Eisley Cantina in "A New Hope."

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Wesley Snipes

by Eddie Wright

On April 2, Wesley Snipes was officially released from the clink following a stint for tax evasion. Now -- according to Slyvester Stallone's Twitter feed -- the three-time Vampire hunter is said to be joining your future Father's Day purchase, "Expendables 3."

Late on April 15, Stallone tweeted the following about the Simon Phoenix to his John Spartan:

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Check out all of the most GIF-able moments from the 2013 MTV Movie Awards!

You watched every moment of the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, right? Then you saw every hilarious second of pure entertainment. That's why you'll definitely want to check out this exclusive gallery of GIFs from the big night to remind yourself of the awesomeness.

If you somehow managed to miss the 2013 MTV Movie Awards and the killer job Rebel Wilson did as host, then you now have this entire gallery of GIFs to tease you about what you missed out on.

Check out the entire GIF gallery by click on the image above!

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By Tamar Anitai

MTV's awards shows have, historically, created so many memorable moments that they could easily fill their own award show of memorable moments. Some moments were scripted and planned: Sasha Baron Cohen's bare bum descending upon Eminem's face at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards: planned. Kanye West rushing the stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 VMAs: unplanned.

And speaking of Kanye, 'Yeezy may have inspired Aubrey Plaza, who — wearing a handwritten reference to her upcoming movie, "The To-Do List," on her décolletage — wandered up on stage during Will Ferrell's acceptance speech for the Comedic Genius Award.

Will Ferrell barely broke character, throwing subtle shade by saying "What's happening, are you okay? Aubrey Plaza, everyone! Just like we rehearsed it" and then continuing with his acceptance speech without missing a beat.

Did Kanye West Inspire Aubrey Plaza To Storm The MTV Movie Awards Stage?

The Greek chorus of celebration and complaint that is Twitter quickly lit up with the appropriate echoes of confusion, disbelief, and, of course, references to the great Kanyeing of 2009.

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