"Comrade, in your own words, explain to us the history and function of the Aristophanes Span."
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) April 16, 2012
You read that title correctly. We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried, and luckily we don't have to. For those of you who don't watch the AMC show, let us sum up this "Mad Men" recap for you.
Kenny Cosgrove, a science fiction novelist under the pen name of Ben Hargrove, hides his passion from his everyday advertising world until his wife reveals his secret. During a dinner party, she again spills too much when she tells everyone the plot of one of Cosgrove's stories, "The Punishment of X4." In short, a robot collapses a bridge between two planets that humans use to travel daily. It's as amazing as it sounds.
"Lost" writer and co-creator Damon Lindelof began tweeting hilarious lines from the fictional novel. "The solution seemed obvious... create a commuter colony that would work on Nephytus, but live on Aton," he wrote. Do you think if we create a Twitition he'll write the whole book?
Also in April 16, 2012's Twitter-Wood, Arnold Schwarzenegger meets 50 Cent on set of their film "The Tomb," Nathan Fillion and Eliza Dushku tweet "Game of Thrones," Jonah Hill loves "Girls" and Rainn Wilson thinks "the greatest generation" wastes water.
"Game of Thrones" 1: @elizadushku Shh-it's official: I don't wanna read anymore/do homework- I wanna watch #GameOfThrones
-Eliza Dushku, actress ("Buffy The Vampire Slayer," "Dollhouse")
"Game of Thrones" 2: @NathanFillion Was it fast? Faster than Ned Stark lost his head. #gameofthroneisms
-Nathan Fillion, actor ("Castle," "Firefly")
@JonahHill #GIRLS is too good. Its so good it almost makes me hate the lovely @lenadunham. Congrats @lenadunham and @JuddApatow
-Jonah Hill, actor ("21 Jump Street")
@michaelianblack Obviously this isn't a contest, but if it were, I would win the "Who looks better in a tiny swimsuit: you or Michael Phelps?" event.
- Michael Ian Black, comedian
@EthanSuplee Question to those versed in the Paleo Diet, none of those cavemen could have made it without mayonnaise and refrigeration right?
- Ethan Suplee, actor ("Raising Hope," "Unstoppable")
@rainnwilson Why do old men at the gym take SUCH LONGS SHOWERS!? (the greatest generation wastes a LOT of water)
-Rainn Wilson, actor ("The Office")
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