"Oil spills, pain's temporary, glory lasts forever." If there's better advice than that, we don't want to hear it. Unless we're planning on riding our bicycle across a deadly ravine. In that case, the advice we'd hope to hear is more along the lines of a smack upside the head.
Sadly, no one gifted Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña with such advice before he attempted a death-defying stunt for the brutally hilarious "Jackass 3D," which arrives on DVD and Blu-ray today. The endlessly dumped upon Wee-Man sinks to new lows (forgive the pun) in this exclusive deleted scene from the "Jackass" threequel as he attempts to cross a deep ravine with nothing but his bike.
We don't need to spoil the outcome for you. You already know how this one ends: bad for Wee-Man, hilarious for us. Enjoy!
Tell us what you think of the "Jackass 3D" clip in the comments section and on Twitter!