The "Scream 4" isn't even finished yet, and it's already a product of its time. According to his Twitter account, Kevin Williamson is giving screen-writing a go on his new Droid -- or at least inspiring him, depending on how you read the post.
On the other side of Twitter-Wood, there's far less ambiguity in Alyssa Milano, Michael Ian Black and Brian Lynch's tweets about Pat Robertson. The televangelist ruffled more than a few feathers yesterday with his suggestion that Haiti's massive earthquake was a result of the country making a deal with the devil. You can read their responses for yourself after the jump along with a shot of Pauly D of "Jersey Shore," and tweets from the gym. Twitter-Wood may be crowded and cranky today, but here it is for January 14, 2010.
@kevwilliamson I love my new droid. It does everything. It walked my dog, did a load of laundry -- it's now writing Scream 4.
-Kevin Williamson, Writer/Producer ("Scream," "The Vampire Diaries")
Pat Robertson pt. 1: @Alyssa_Milano Dear Pat Robertson, You're a douche. Sincerely, Alyssa Milano #Haiti
-Alyssa Milano, Actress ("Castle," "Commando")
Pat Robertson pt. 2: @michaelianblack What kind of deal with the devil did we make to deserve Pat Robertson?
-Michael Ian Black, Writer/Actor ("Run Fatboy Run," "Wet Hot American Summer")
Pat Robertson pt. 3: @BrianLynch The Devil issued a statement: "Please don't mention me in the same breath as Pat Robertson. Also, TEAM LENO! Love, Satan."
-Brian Lynch, Writer/Director ("Puss in Boots," "Big Helium Dog")
@RachelleLefevre Going to give blood today!! Excited, nervous, looking forward to an excuse to eat a little sugar ; )
-Rachelle Lefevre, Actress ("Twilight," "Casino Jack")
@rainnwilson After 2 full office shoot days got up at 4 am, flew to Louisiana and shot 13 hours on SUPER. Just wrapped now. #upfor24hours
-Rainn Wilson, Actor ("The Rocker," "The Office")
@KatzMoney Lohan pictures on Egotastic make me sad. Four years ago people would've killed to cast her. I don't think she can be salvaged anymore.
-Jeff Katz, Producer ("Snakes on a Plane," "Shoot 'Em Up")
Workouts pt. 1: @bobsaget Time to hit the elliptical. Then bitch slap the stationary bike. Then yell at my dumbbells how dumb they are... God, love working out!
-Bob Saget, Actor ("Full House," "Madagascar")
Workouts pt. 2: @JessicaSimpson Dear elderly man at the gym:its hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts
-Jessica Simpson, Actress/Musician ("Employee of the Month," "The Dukes of Hazzard")
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