The nice thing about Twitter-stalking celebrities is that under most circumstances there is no danger of injury or harm to personal property, which is more than can be said of Christian Serratos' mother's car today, according the "Twilight" star's tweets.
And while danger may not have been a factor, Miley Cyrus seems to have decided that Twitter is no longer the place for her, according to her final tweet before closing her account. I will personally miss the pictures or her mullet-wigged, surgical masked father, in addition to all of her meditative wisdom, and wish her well offline. Sarah Silverman, Ice-T and Jessica Simpson are all still online though. Believe or not, they all posted pics over the last 24 hours, and Silverman's is easily the least bizarre. Oh, and let's also take a moment to welcome Tracy Morgan to the Twitter community. He greets us with an ominous message, but that's nothing compared to the NSFW one that follows. Check 'em all out below in the Twitter-Wood report for October 8, 2009.
Twitter Pic of the Day:
@SarahKSilverman http://twitpic.com/kogpy - This is a game I like to call Find The Jew
-Sarah Silverman, Actress ("The School of Rock," "The Sarah Silverman Program")
Runner Up:
@FINALLEVEL http://twitpic.com/kpr5u - Daily Pic: Only in New York... Super Strollers! You gotta love it!
-Ice-T, Actor ("New Jack City," "Law & Order: SVU")
Honorary Bizarre Twitter Pic of the Day:
@JessicaSimpson My sweet friend Stephenie aka "turkey" is literally basking in the sweet fruits of her labor. Can I get an AMEN?! http://pic.gd/a02dd8
-Jessica Simpson, Actress ("The Dukes of Hazzard," "Employee of the Month")
[Via People] @mileycyrus FYI Liam doesn't have a Twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason
-Miley Cyrus, Actress/Musician ("Hannah Montana: The Movie," "The Last Song")
@cserratos So my ma was driving my car and paparazzi ran her off the freeway. Poor ma. Poor car...
-Christian Serratos, Actress ("Twilight," "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse")
@thebrianposehn Shooting an episode I wrote for SSP. We have Ed Asner, a llama and a blonde dressed as sexy Hitler. I don't think I'm giving the plot away.
-Brian Posehn, Actor ("The Devil's Rejects," "The Sarah Silverman Program")
@edgarwright Cannot stop listening to the Inglourious Basterds soundtrack. I think 'Rabbia e Tarantella' should soundtrack everybody's walk to work.
-Edgar Wright, Director ("Shaun of the Dead," "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World")
@JRichardKelly Now the dance club scene is on - Leilani Sarelle/Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone dance off! Hell hath no fury like Roxy scorned!
-Richard Kelly, Writer/Director ("Donnie Darko," "Southland Tales")
@dannymasterson Just wrapped The Chicago 8 film. Goodbye Jerry Rubin,it was an honor to play you...
-Danny Masterson, Actor ("Yes Man," "That '70s Show")
@peterfacinelli My flights delayed. Now I leave at 1AM, land at 4AM. then go to work. Exciting! Sitting here trying to figure out what to be for Halloween.
-Peter Facinelli, Actor ("Twilight," "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse")
@RealTracyMorgan Welcome To Tracy Morgans World...
-Tracy Morgan, Actor/Comedian ("30 Rock," "Saturday Night Live")
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