That is not a dirty headline. "Star Trek: The Next Generation" star Wil Wheaton, noted geek, really does have a measuring stick to show off in today's Daily TwitPic. I had no idea what that thing was at first, until I got my latest ThinkGeek newsletter (they sold me a Dreamcast and I've been on their list ever since). It's an actual ThinkGeek-branded slide rule.
Sure, fine. The pic maybe isn't as exciting as Stamos's baby hair or Peter Facinelli eating a horse, but I have to give it up for a guy who isn't afraid to proudly show off his new ruler. Again, nothing dirty there. Hit the jump to see Wheaton pimping his purchase.

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