See, this is why I would never try to get a job as a coroner. It has nothing to do with my lack of med school training or my aversion to corpses. It's the constant and very real possibility that any day could be the one when your seemingly deceased passenger is reborn as an undead killer. It happens people, make no mistake.
The poor guys in this exclusive "Halloween II" clip meet just that end, when Michael Myers steps out of the coroner's van after a particularly bad crash. I'm not clear on how the crash happened, but that's not important. It was bad enough to kill the driver and trap the passenger, who is promptly offed by a newly reawakened Myers. As for the horse... that's just straight weird.
"Suck." It's as tragic a title as I've ever heard, but the movie it sits on top of has me intrigued. It's a vampire comedy following loser band The Winners, whose luck turns around after their bassist Jennifer (Jessica Pare) enjoys a night of blood-spattered vampire love and returns a new woman. The changed bad enjoys great success... until they draw the attention of the feared vampire Eddie Van Helsing (Malcolm McDowell).
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Lots of movies vying for your attention this week, so let's get right to it. The big release of course is Rob Zombie's "Halloween II," a follow-up to his 2007 remake which continues the story in the rebooted universe. I'll be straight with you readers: Zombie scares the crap out of me. I wore out my White Zombie CDs back in high school and I loved his contribution to the movie "Beavis & Butthead Do America," but Zombie's particular vision what is scary falls right in line line with the worst of my nightmares.
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