Today's Daily TwitPic seems fairly innocuous at first glance. Tracy Morgan hanging with Tracy Marrow, aka Ice-T. The dour rapper-turned-"Law & Order: SVU" investigator couldn't even muster a smile standing next to "30 Rock"'s funniest rabble-rouser, but that's not what concerns me. Look into Ice-T's eyes. I know you see it. He's gone "Thriller" on us!
Sure, sure... I'm aware of the red eye effect in photography. It's a put-on. Ice isn't the victim of a camera flashbulb. Oh no... it's clear that he's something else entirely. A werewolf. Just you wait, people. Morgan is smiling in that photo. It was his last, make no mistake. "30 Rock" is in for a ratings dive after Morgan comes back and turns the rest of the cast. And then its over for us all. Let's face it: if Jack McBrayer (Kenneth the Page!) shows up at your door, red werewolf eyes or not, you're going to let him in. And so will begin humanity's slow transformation into a culture of werewolves.
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