Let me be perfectly blunt. I’m getting married in October and I’m positively thrilled but there is in fact another woman in my life. She’s an Oscar-winning former model who likes to call me names like motherfu&*er and fu&*face. I’m not sure what it says about me that I take such pleasure in her treating me this way but…I mean it’s Charlize Theron. Come on! Last March we had a chat that got a lot of play on the blogs because she quite humorously revealed that she’d never seen “The Hills.” Check out our follow-up chat below to see if she’s since caught up with LC and Heidi.

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