What do you get when you put together the most hated man in all of filmmaking — director Uwe Boll — one of the most beautiful and photographed women in the world — Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Marisa Miller — a surprise appearance by the star of one of the hottest films in theaters and…pudding?

We’ll tell you what you get — the oddest talk show since Chevy Chase left the air. You’re welcome, world.