In the grand tradition of our instantly infamous “James Franco would rather be anywhere but here” video, I am thrilled to present another piece of interview gold we procured in Sundance. Let me set the scene: I am interviewing two of the lovely stars of “Choke” just a few hours after a long night in which they admittedly were celebrating extensively (the film had just premiered). It’s the last interview of the day and everyone is a bit punch-drunk. Still, can anything really explain what came next?

Please enjoy Bijou Phillips as she…
A) offers to read me a bedtime story in a Russian accent
B) sings background vocals while her co-star describes the plot of the film
C) debuts her imitation of a baby Pterodactyl
D) tries in vain to describe the Loch Ness monster