When you sit down with a celebrity at a junket, those first few moments are crucial. What’s the vibe of this interview going to be? Playful? Serious?

Apparently Terrence Howard had a whole other vibe in mind for me. ABSOFRICKINLUTELY BIZARRE. Sure he’s told other people about his preferences for women when it comes to their toiletries but did he pretend that he was under attack by Bosnians in their interviews? I don’t think so. Check out the first moments of my time with Terrence below. By the way, he somehow managed to use the word “fart” on three separate occasions in our eight-minute chat.

Check out the whole Terrence Howard interview here, with loads of “Iron Man” talk and more.